The House Ten

It's HOT! And not just the burner that I set my hand down on a second ago. The temperature is, too. Heat wave after heat wave has plagued my hometown this summer. And what is the best way to cool down, aside from sitting in a meat locker? Why, going to the pool is, of course!

Top Ten Reasons Why To Go To the Public Swimming Pool:

10. You've found that chlorine does help with that rash of yours.
9. You like your life being guarded by a teenager getting paid minimum wage.
8. To test your new "Swim-Ready" hairpiece.
7. You've finally gotten over your irrational fear of childrens' arm floaties.
6. Cannonballs into your jacuzzi are less than impressive.
5. It's the one place where you can really show off your well-groomed backhair.
4. You like dropping change and pretending it's "lost pirate booty".
3. You're the inventor of Marco Polo and you want royalties, dammit!
2. They don't allow horseplay....and you hate horseplay.
1. The high dive has something to do with marijuana, right?

Where I've been....

It's been a while, but I'm finally going to update The Laughway House! You might have been thinking to yourself, why hasn't there been anything new at The Laughway House recently? Well, there are a few reasons for this. What? You expect me to tell you??? I barely even know you!!! Ok, if you insist. I was away in, umm, Mexico, ummm helping with, ummm, discovering, ummm, oil deposits in (wait do they have oil deposits in Mexico?). Ok you got me. I just have been a little late on the new House Ten. But since it's taken me so long to come up with a new list, I'll at least make it worth you're while. It's gonna be good!