The House Ten

This is the first of my weekly top ten lists that I'm calling The House Ten . This weeks title:
The Top Ten Reasons I Love Scotch Tape .

10. It's duct tape's little brother.
9. Tastes great on rye.
8. It never married Camilla Parker Bowles.
7. It disappears when used, just like all of my girlfriends did.
6. It's not designed by Isaac Mizrahi.
5. It's on a roll.
4. Recently voted state adhesive strip of Wyoming.
3. It's transparent, just like all your lies.
2. It's dressed in plaid.
1. It's actually made with scotch.